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User:morganaus (896205) Paid User
HRH Maresy of the Dotes, High Priestess of Smut
She-Wolf of Incontinence
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Website:Book Bitch
Bio:I'm single in a relationship and lead an active, happy life; I'm always trying new things, discovering new places, and meeting new people. I like to think I look like this, but in actuality, I probably don't. Instead, I look like this and this and even this. I enjoy meeting other LJers, provided they're not complete psychopaths (marginal psychopaths acceptable). A lot of them, I meet on my travels. I take lots of pictures when I'm traveling, too--here, have some.

On the contents of this journal:

"Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo cage."
--Raoul Duke

"Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult. Many people are often wrong. Don't bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in."
--Janeane Garafolo

"I'm very inappropriate, which makes me a problem dinner guest, because at some point during the evening someone inevitably says, 'Okay, heh heh heh, okay, too much information! Heh heh heh. Don't go there!' Don't go there? I live there. I bought a house there."
--Margaret Cho

"Occupation?"
"Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension."
"Oh, a BULLSHIT artist!"
--History of the World, Part I

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
--Krishnamurti

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
"Gol darnit Mr. Lamarr. You use your tongue prettier'n a twenty dollar whore."
--Blazing Saddles

"Here's the deal: I editorialize for forty minutes. The last ten minutes we pull our 'chutes and float down to Dick-Joke Island together, okay? And we will rest our weary heads against the big, purple, thick-vein trunks of dick jokes, and we will sit in our comfy beanbag scrotum chairs, and giggle away the dawn like a good audience."
--Bill Hicks


Approved Medal of
Insanity		 P.R.I.C.K.
Courtesy of Courtesy of Courtesy of
[info]momentsmusicaux [info]baronmind [info]prolixfootle


Feel free to comment or add me - no introduction necessary. I add random people, too, usually because I find their journals interesting, amusing, or perverse. I like to comment and welcome the same in my journal. For the record, we appreciate warped here, oh yes. However, if vulgarity, the occasional quiz/meme, or pictures/long entries not placed behind an LJ-cut offend you, this is probably not the journal you want to be reading. This journal is now 100% Friends-Only.



Lastly, enjoy the ride; I know I do. But don't take my word for it. Here's what some truly amazing people had to say about me, for which I am eternally grateful (and likely unworthy): A Tribute, orchestrated by the lovely [info]givemethegun. Ground Control to Major Tomfoolery!
Memories::390 entries
Interests:1: everything
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Feeds7:awfulplasticsur, bonappegeek, captainblogger, savagelove, simplevegrecipe, splatblog, supsecvault
Friend of:189: 1phish2phish, 87wt2gxq7, a_lad_inane, abeja, aebon, alexandria, all_askew, andrewwyld, andrewwyldgonzo, antistarcandy, anxietygrrl, anzal, archiedavis, ariadnelives, arthur_sc_king, auntie_christ, aurora5262, barbigirl8, baronmind, barrington, bd1, blog_project, bluedanio, bobmanasco, book_bag, brightsidea, brokenblossom, brotherlippi, burtoz, buttler, catt_panics, ch3ster_23_t0es, chrischerry, chuchotements, classytart, clivec, clypse, cribster, cube1502, d_violetta, damiella, deannabee, devillionaire, doganhead, donkeylander, dr_nic, dracoshen, drtrauma, eithnepdb, electrodruid, ellinoora, elricsgirl, emjayne, emmabovary, empathicbastard, endlich_alleine, ergo_main, gecko76, gillian16, givemethegun, glowbelly, gonedark, grendel1031, greyandred, guruji, helluvatough, hereiam12, heywoodjabloski, iamfairydreamer, ilovekatamari, indyotto, iron_chef_gein, jedi_mermaid, jennae, jesselope, jesshelga, joanarkham, joutsenlaulu, jungle_goddess, kalinichta, karmakanic, kingoftherodeo, kopernik, ksp24, lalaladancer, last_year_in_la, laylapie, lemur_boy, lemur_man, leon_phelps, lilitaly, lipbylipby, liquidv, lolo13, loquhariot, lostdog, lucy_continued, lucylovebiscuit, m3rma1d, madmalteaser, manmanbrigitte, medusakiss, memcf, mgansle, mi_ciana, milly_bogtrot, ministry_slut, misshavisham, missmp, momentsmusicaux, montecristo, morganofthefay, morty_baby, mr_meatfriend, mr_nixon, mumchancegaloot, musikdork228, nachtherr, nancyblue, nicandab, nico1et, not_a_lad_inane, notaboutme, nsingman, oddangel, pacmansean, paparodeo, paracelsus, pee_paw, piecesofalice, pixeltrip, pokee, prolixfootle, protoclown, psychostorm, pumilio2, queenofthorns, rambleman, ratsalade, reeeeeeeeflex, ridiculicious, roxypier, runewise, sandrylene, scarlett78, schmimi, schmycom, seaslug_of_doom, sexion8, simpleeconomics, ...
Member of:14: andiwouldwalk, booktards, bpal_excathedra, cattcon, cleveoh, eurotravel, getfitshit, hobocize, ljtravel, m15m, paidmembers, pescetarian, quartercon, single_n_sod_it
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